This afternoon is absolutely insane. Literally everything that happened is just wild. I can't wrap my head around it.

This complete mess has left me feeling shocked. Give me a minute to process this.

It’s like something out of a movie. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Believe This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely insane. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I glimpsed a monkey wearing a suit. It looked totally unfazed. You should say it was the strangest thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Honestly I Can't Wrap My Head Around This!

Like, what in the world? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come check here on, it's insane. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw slack with disbelief. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm shocked
• Make it stop!
• Someone pinch me

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, you guys, you won't understand what just took place. I was walking down the street out of nowhere this huge cat came out of nowhere. It was holding a miniature sword! This is the truth. It stared at me for a moment, then took off running. I don't understand what I just witnessed.

Unbelievable! completely surprising

Can you believe it? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's over|belief. I assert this is {thefact. It story appears to be totally outrageous, I almost question it's . true.

• Maybe it was a hallucination? {I just can't explain this.

Unbelievable!

This discovery is absolutely insane. I can't understand what they've just heard. It's like a bad joke. Reality has been bent.

• Is this actually happening?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|What does this mean? This opens up a whole new world.